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one of the saddest things is when someone in your family tells you you would’ve loved someone who died before you were born. like my mother has told me & my best friend that we would have loved talking to her father. that me & my brothers have the same humor as our late uncle & even look like him. everyone is everywhere & nowhere & here & gone & dying & coming back. it’s as though you know them through their shadow or their ghost or your own actions, but you won’t ever really know. haunts me, i guess
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oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
Anonymous left a question.
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your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)
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Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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“I’ll walk with you” is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that’s romantic as fuck
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if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music
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Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater
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So
many
pictures
whyyy
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tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast*
relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”
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this is just wild
